(Sometimes you just need a break) I lie down and sleep; I wake again because the Lord sustains me. Psalm 3:5 Sometimes I need some rest, I expect like all the rest. Critters too, go ahead and ask my dog. It’s the way we all were made and if you don’t have enough shade, it […]
Sandra walked into the living room, where her mother was relaxing in a corner chair, reading. “Mom, what’s up with Dad?” she asked. Looking up, Sandra’s mother replied, “Why do you ask, Sandra?” “Well, he’s at his desk, writing. He seems upset.” “Oh, he’s fine. It’s probably just his allergies,” she replied, the corners of […]
Hey Harrison, how would you like to come over and sign my cast? Your cast? What happened, Marti? Did you break something? Nah, I’m doing experimental theater and everyone agreed to let a stranger write on them. You game? Sounds pretty weird, but I guess it’s okay. Cool! Hey, have you ever used a tattoo […]
A frank appraisal of this morning’s bathroom mirror reveals that the wisest of baby boomers will invest a significant portion of their stock portfolio in the evolution of nose and ear hair trimming technologies.
Beware the tines of your march when you come to a fork in the road.
Sew, not everything is what it seams. If you think something’s too hard, you may just be taking it for granite. © Joel Tipple
I have a friend who complains about date advertisements on Facebook. I get quite a few for figs. I suppose my dad gets them for prunes.