The very first time I kissed a girl,
I closed my eyes and got her chin instead of her lips.
In some situations it’s difficult to fake, “I meant to do that!”
Asides
I’m a guy. I can cut the mustard, but when it comes to getting the stain out, I’m at a loss.
You’ve Got Male
Ask not whether the toilet paper roll is half full or half empty,
instead, ask whether there is enough fiber in your diet.
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Snowman: When you look at me, I just melt!
Snow woman: What a thawtful thing to say!
Write here, Joel. 